Desperation

Today I was craving a sip of Coke so bad, so I went to the fridge and attempted to open the 2 liter bottle. After several attempts bare handed and then with a towel, I grabbed a knife...yes, a knife. I cut a hole in the side, poured a small glass and sealed the hole quickly with scotch tape. As I was doing this, I muttered "This is seriously crazy." And it was, but that Coke sure tasted good!